Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin
i have to write an original fairy tale so help me out and finish the sentence
once upon a time
there were many tiny dragons
but exactly how many tiny dragons were there
that’s a lot of tiny dragons
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye